Subway

Honestly I believe that this wretched place has drained me of my human rights. The mere fact that they dare not put 84 pieces of cheese on my baked sandwich is purely diabolical. I will no longer stand for the horrific behavior in which I have been subjected to in this terrible place. I for one am surprised I am still able to sit here with the will to go on with this review purely out of spite for this morbid establishment. Not to mention the fact that never.... NEVER have I been on a subway in any part of this rock in which we call Earth and seen a Subway branded establishment on a SUBWAY TRAIN! WHAT'S THE POINT OF NAMING YOURSELF AFTER A FAST MEANS OF TRANSPORTATION IF YOUR NOT GOING TO DELIVER MY 84 PIECES OF PROVOLONE SWIFTLY?! Even when I ask for something more mild like 1 mere scoop of caviar my request is still to be pondered upon by the staff of this dimwitted place. When I walk in on the walls are pictures of beautiful food items, placed perfectly, cooked perfectly, pictures taken perfectly. But the problem is that THE ONLY PLACE YOU COULD HOPE OF ACHIEVING SUCH PERFECTION IS IN A FIREHOUSE SUBS'! Their bathroom key has some pool float like loop on it that looks like it could hold up the weight of King Kong. Oh and don't get me started on the Southwest Sauce..... that sauce haunts my dreams. You ask for a *dab* of it and they pour 97 octogintillion gallons of the stuff on to your sad, delict sandwich. Also this ugly shark broke into the subway and ate my sandwich while I was in the bathroom despite the fact he was previously banned from the establishment. After this ordeal as I was ordering a new sandwich in which they were about to put a ton of South-west Sause until David Dobrik rushed into the store begging them to stop. The staff were flabbergasted at the sight of this one man. He brought order to this place. He helped this place. Without David this subway would be no longer, and for that I thank him.

So. Closes at 9pm. Got there at 8:30. Teen ager at counter said "sorry, but we are actually closed". Wow... This world is getting lazy..and this place is slipping to nothing....

This Subway is (in my opinion) the best Subway I've ever been to. The staff here are wonderful and amazing. They remember me from when I've been in last time and always make my sandwiches just right. Keep up the hard work ladies! You girls rock!