7-eleven

As with any sleven. Pyramid 22's are pretty cheap and so is the fried orange stuff. This is an excellent place to bring your kids to for a decent priced greased cardboard item of no nutritional value followed by a necessary sugar high. But, don't worry they will also get an education, as you walk next to the store and realize you aren't the only lucky humans. Slim supervison allows street kids to use drugs right outside. I'm sure you'll appreciate this. Soon, due to your inability to hand over whatever they ask for, they should scream obscenities at you and your children implying you don't deserve what you have and you are simply a money grabber that is too cheap to give the sixty dollars they need for a decent sized rock, Please, oh please, ask your children to politely accept there freshly slung spit, mentioning this is where these kids live, so they have every right. Anyways every lost opportunity they have ever faced lays on your shoulders for going to college. I actually really like the owners. They try so hard. They help the community, are actively supporting nearby schools and even resist judging our friends outside. Even helping them with small jobs for food or a couple bucks.

Good customer service.